A Special Kind of Stupid
Tomorrow I will post to recap our thrilling weekend of Suddenly Hamlet. You’ll know how Rhinoceroses and Hamlet fit together. You’ll question your future interaction with grapes and gum. But today, there is a much more pressing issue that I feel the need to share with our faithful blog constituents.
Cruchberries are, I am sad to inform you, not real berries.
According to this blog post, a woman in California actually sued Cap’n Crunch for false advertising - as she was disappointed to discover that "said ‘berries’ were in fact brightly colored cereal balls."
Is this the wrong time to mention that Cap’n Crunch never actually served in the armed forces?
