The Birthday Boy
Today is a very special day. Do you know why? Because it is the anniversary of the birth of the one, the only, JARED JOHNSON!!! Huzzah!
Okay… that’s not Jared. That’s a very unfortunate mullet I found online. This is Jared:
Who do we love oh-so-muchly?
JARED!
He’s got the brains, he’s got the ability to sacrifice his body for the laugh, and he’s got the smokin’ hot good looks!
So after you’ve enjoyed this little snippet of the many faces of Jared, go find him and give him a birthday hug, or a spanking, or the traditional birthday gift of three chickens and a set of playing cards.
You haven’t heard of that tradition?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JARED!!!!!
It is also very noteworthy that today is the birthday of the fabulous Lynne Junker as well… but I don’t have a plethora of embarrassing pictures of her. So she’ll just have to settle for HAPPY BIRTHDAY LYNNE!
