We all know Chernobyl, right? Horrible, tragic nuclear accident that occurred a mere 22 years ago.  Knowing that pesky nuclear rate of decay, it’s still a pretty dangerous area, yeah? 

Well, it seems that a couple of morons decided to try to steal a helicopter from the radiation zone.  Why?  To turn it into a coffee shop. 

That’s a triple shot of something. 

Hey gang!

You know… we are an independent theater company… so I just feel the urge to share this with you. You see, in my other life as a grown-up working at Brains on Fire, I spent a lot of time last year working with the American Booksellers Association. It’s the association of independent booksellers across the country. And it’s an amazing group of people. Really… I LOVE them! And last night they made an amazing announcement to their membership, devoting themselves to independent businesses and localism. IndieBound will be finding its way into local bookstores and businesses throughout the coming year, so be looking for it! And in the meanwhile, enjoy the Declaration of Independents! Then go support a local business!

Don’t worry… I’ll post something irreverent and pointless later today.