These came in an email forward from Jared today… and I just had to share them.  Just more proof that other cultures are far more advanced than we:

This one’s actually a little depressing.  I think they should call it "Only the Lonely."

Finally!  A logical argument for reproduction!

I’m thinking this would be perfect for the Wicked Witch of the West… or the Sex and the City chicks.

I’ll share more tomorrow!  I don’t want your head to explode from all the great ideas! 

Apparently, scientists are hard at work, studying and testing and experimenting.  They are slaving over a brain imager and other high tech devices to better mankind.  And, now, Reuters brings the exciting news that science is proud to announce that:

lack of sleep makes you feel sleepy.

I’m pretty sure you just have to visit an 8:00am class on any college campus to see brains shutting down at random intervals - heads bobbing, eyes closing… brains shutting on and off at will.  Yet here we have more science grant money going to tell us that lack of sleep makes you sleepy.

Seriously, I should have been a scientist.  Maybe I still can be… just wait until I announce the findings from my study on the effects of not eating very much, or the effects of being punched in the face.  I’m gonna be a star!