The Distracted Globe believes in connecting with our audience, using comedy to help us all escape the bitter cruelty of reality.  The thing is, that responsibility doesn’t end when you leave the theatre.  Not for us.  No.  We believe you should NEVER have to focus on reality.  So the more we can do - on or off stage - to help you ignore reality and enjoy a little triviality, well, it’s nothing less than our solemn duty.  That’s part of why we post so many photos and videos and weird articles and such.  We’re doing our part to help you procrastinate.  Even if you can’t always make it to our shows {Last night was particularly funny, by the way.  Puffer fish, vacuuming socks, birth control, lateral lisps, gigantic box o’ condoms, and a peek a Govvie prom (by the way… if any of you have photos of that, please email them to me!)}, that doesn’t mean you should miss out on all the pointless fun!

So, we’ve used another piece of that fabulous free interweb to made another stride toward letting YOU, our readers, waste time and stop focusing on all that awful current events crap!  Look at the right hand side of the page.  See something new?  There’s a poll!  Yes!  A totally unproductive and silly poll!  So take that poll!  Find out the answer to that all important question.  Or tell me what polls you’d like to see in the future.  Wondering the favorite breakfast cereal of the average DG audience member?  Want to know who DG readers predict will be the president of the United States in 2024 (Hayley Joel Osment, anyone?)?  You tell me what you want to know… and we’ll see if we can’t try to unscientifically know it!  And make sure to get your friends over here to take the poll too.  It’s important… you know… for posterity… or something like that.  I’ll probably change out the polls once a month or so. 

See… it’s like giving suggestions at an improv show… only online… and much slower.

Ah, technology.