I Wish I Were Kidding
This morning as I was driving to work (before I realized that I should have been driving to my Doctor’s office… JUST barely made that appointment, oops!), for about a block I was next to a truck pulling what appeared to be some kind of ATV/Dune Buggy thing. Both vehicles were plastered with magnets and decals. Not several different magnets and decals, mind you. No. It was all the same. I fumbled for my camera, but he turned down a side street and I decided not to try to follow him… which is a good thing. I never would have made my doctor’s appointment if I had spent the morning following around a truck plastered with:
"Crackeads Gone Wild South Carolina."
There was something about a top-selling DVD… and there was a phone number… that I did not write down… since I was too busy looking for my camera and trying not to run off the road. But a little Google searching showed me that this is an actual, real, underground thing that people are doing. "Crackheads Gone Wild."
First of all… WHAT??!!?
Second of all… Way to go SC, getting on the "Crackheads Gone Wild" map. Movin’ on up!
Third of all… how much do you think it’s going to up the hits to this blog, now that I have said "Crackheads Gone Wild" four times?


