As the hit musical Avenue Q proved, it will ALWAYS be funny to make fun of Gary Coleman.  And this is no exception.  Apparently the 40-year-old former child star is in the process of filing for divorce from his 22-year-old wife of 8 months.  Of course, where do you file for divorce if you’re a former child star looking for attention you don’t deserve?  You do it on Divorce Court!  That’s right!  Despite the fact that he apparently throws temper tantrums and has no friends (and doesn’t want any because people stab you in the back), he still gets to be in focus in the publicity still… and not-famous-wife-chick just ends up being all blurry in the foreground, dreaming about her book deal, or her made for TV movie, or her Avenue Q cameo.

I don’t know why… I just had to share. 

Let’s face it.  The Distracted Globe hangs out with some truly awesome people (with the notable exception of Brock, of course).  There’s Doll Imago, who we posted about yesterday.  There’s the incomparable Davis family… full of talent and energy.  There’s the revolving door of ridiculous talent that IS the Warehouse Journeymen.  There is Michele - the woman with more experience and less ego than anyone on the planet.  I could go on like this all day.  Seriously.  We have awesome friends.

And tonight, one of those awesome friends is doing something… well… awesome.  DG friend and soon-to-be cast member, Craig(e), will be performing in the wee hours this evening in the Rocky Horror Picture Show at Easley Cinemas!  It’s tonight at midnight… I guess they do this the last Friday of every month.  I have, of course, seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show… but I personally have never been to one of the live/movie performances… In Portland there were all kinds of die hard people who brought supplies and there were key moments in the evening when first-timers would reveal themselves and then be tortured.  I have heard many a tale from my braver friends.  And I have no idea of they are that hard core out in Easley… but I can’t wait to find out.  Because tonight is my maiden voyage to a live Rocky Horror Picture Show… and it is in Easley, SC.  I’m all about adventure.  Michele and I will be there… will you!?!?