Aw… NUTS!
Living in one of the more Red Neck areas of town, I’ve had the privaledge of seeing the wonderful ball danglers on the back of trucks. I hope you have already seen these… why? So that you can remember that are not the nastiest trashy person in the neighborhood. I will admit, even I was unsure what that goldish ornament was on the back of a motorcycle the first time I saw it, and trust me, I’m familiar with the male anatomy.
Another reason that I hope you have seen these, is because people are trying to make them go away. Just another conservative trying to cut off my balls and take away my freedom of speech. I’m sure there are some kind of terrorist ties that they are siting as the reason for wanting to get rid of the sack of joy that I see hanging off the truck in front of me each morning on my way to work.~ Jared
