There’s another presidential debate tonight? Is it just me, or does it seem like there are WAY more presidential debates than usual? I mean, I know they started earlier (which already made my ears bleed), but I feel like they’re having one every couple of days! Maybe I wouldn’t mind so much if they had something different to say each time. Or if, maybe, they had to dress up like their favorite issue or constituency - show some creativity! Or maybe, we could give them actual mud to sling! Or just chocolate pudding so we’d get the effect, but they wouldn’t actually have to get mud on them. See how I’m thinking of their feelings too?  OOH!  Or what about paintball guns?  I bet Mike Gravel can really handle himself on the paintball field.

At any rate, I’m sure you’d all be terribly surprised if we decided to do a show that was really politically based. You wouldn’t know what to do with yourselves! But hey… maybe it would look a little something like this:

‘Tis the season to pander and posture. Through a series of short-form improv structures, The Distracted Globe (also known in some circles as F.L.O.S. - Flaming Liberals On Stage) will present a socially irresponsible primer to prepare ineffectual bleeding heart liberals and soulless conservatives alike for the upcoming presidential elections.

Sound like something you’d be interested in? And don’t you think that’s something to which our good friend Stephen Colbert would add a lot? Make sure to drop him an email to invite him to accept our challenge to come play!