Hi, it’s the hairy guy (now not so hairy).

I want to announce to our loyal followers, fans, sycophants, stalkers, and supporters that I am offering up my body (well, my feet anyway) to torture.  Before I get any further into this I want to challenge the rest of the DG players to join in on this.  Here’s my plan.  At our next show - SUDDENLY ANGST RIDDEN AMERICAN THEATRE - I will perform a MOUSETRAP scene!  Yes, that’s right, a MOUSETRAP scene.  Here’s the catch:  each mousetrap must be purchased by audience members before the show, during the show and up to the moment the scene begins.  For those of you who don’t know, this is a scene in which the actor(s) must perform a scene barefoot on a floor full of mousetraps.  Now I don’t want to call any of our players ‘fraidy-cats (Jen and Anne ) but y’ar (pirate for "you are").  You see folks, we need to raise money for our summer shows (MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING and HAY FEVER) so I figure now is a good time to start.  I’ll even go so far as to allow additional traps to be purchased and added DURING the scene.  How ‘BOUT that!  Okay, I’ll go a step further and do the scene wearing a blind-fold.  BUT…that might cost extra.  Reserve your mousetraps (you should buy at least three to five to ensure my agony) here on the blog or buy them at the door the night of the show.  Stay tuned here for prices (because big-mouth has no idea what the current price for a mousetrap might be.)  Any takers!!!!!!!

Love,

The Hairy Guy